The Octogenarian

As the reigning octogenarian of this motley clan I will expect the proper deference to my oncoming senility. In lieu of genuflecting in my presence and kissing my ring, I, will for this event only, allow homage to be paid by a vodka and tonic or at the very least a Miller Lite.

All kidding aside, I look forward to seeing all of you and renewing our familial bonds.